Week 5 Review, Week 6 Preview

Week 5 Review

Happy effing birthday to me. Thanks a lot to D Dub for beating my ass, but not too badly, just by 16 points. Best birthday present ever.

To add insult to injury, my Chargers lost, AND Susie Q is ahead of me in standings and points. How does that happen?

Karen's Manatees beat the snot out of Mama Bear. Maybe it's the married couple loses to the bridesmaid and groomsman week? There was a time when starting Peyton would get you 35 points. Nowadays, Andy Dalton sat on Mama's bench and busted out 35 to Peyton's 9.

Susan's Awesomeness keeps plugging along with another win. Then again, it was over Bryrica, so, it should really only count as a half a win. Bry's Guys/Gals did about as well as possible, though s/he left Hurns on the bench with 26 points. Oh, and Susie? If you insist on not playing Dion Lewis, make me a trade offer, wouldya?

Newbie Corey's Destroyers just can't catch a break, losing a narrow match against the 'Heads. Both teams left a couple of big scorers on the bench - that Rawls kid looks pretty damn good, Corey. Might want to hope Beast Mode stays in Least Mode.

Marisa just had to be honest with herself to get her first victory. Changing her name to the proper terminology (Smelly Cat) worked out pretty well. Then again, maybe it was because she was playing Gerry that led to her win. Yawn.

Week 6 Preview


Commish vs. Corey

Manatee vs. Platypi

Awesome vs. Mama Bear

Bryrica vs. Gonzo

Ooof. Just look away. Nothing to see here.


Smelly Cat vs. Leatherheads

Uh, sorry. There wasn't a Leather "Heads" meme pic.



So that's it. In case you didn't quite get it from above, I really want to be back in first place for points. Susan, I know how to tweak your nerves, so just score under 100 this week would you? Or else...

Anyway, time for the sign off. I'll let Sir Patrick Stewart take it from here.

Commish